The smartest thing I have ever said....I WANT A DIVORCE!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Osama bin Laden is dead…. bitter sweet! Now bring our men and women home!!!
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
(Source: leemrsmn)
The Aquarium Phone Booth
An ordinary phone booth was transformed into an aquarium by artists Benoit Deseille and Benedetto Bufalino as part of the Lyon Light Festival in France.
As the designers stated:
“With the advent of the mobile telephone, telephone booths lie unused. We rediscover this glass cage transformed into an aquarium, full of exotically colored fish; an invitation to escape and travel.”
I generally don’t find anything funny about addiction, because it’s pretty horrible for the addict and those around him/her….but this shit, it’s kinda funny, and sad, and funny
Dear Charlie: How do you know when you’ve stopped being able to manage your crack addiction socially?
Are you high right now? If so, how high? Are you on a first name and age/sex/location basis with Ruby, the Jamaican Cedars-Sinai emergency room night nurse? Are your pants on? Are you caught in the middle of a love-octagon that boasts three porn stars, a hooker and Japanese sex doll? Do your own children get the shakes and start to cry when they see you? No? Then you’re probably fine. Or not. I dunno, ask Dr. Drew.
Funny and sad. More funny though.
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!!!!
Burglar who posted on victim’s Facebook pleads guilty
The picture Rodney Knight took of himself on Marc Fisher’s son’s computer, after robbing the DC-based family.
Note to thieves: when robbing a place, the best way to make a clean getaway is not to post your picture on the victim’s Facebook page. And if you do, scram out of town/country as fast as you can! Otherwise, you’ll be like Rodney Knight Jr., who couldn’t pass up the opportunity to take a pic of himself holding his vic’s cash and post it on the Facebook page of a reporter’s son, the same reporter whose house he just robbed.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Rescue workers at the collapsed CTV building that housed the King’s Education School in the southern New Zealand city of Christchurch February 23, 2011. (Reuters/Kyodo)
Search for Christchurch survivors becomes increasingly desperate
Hundreds of foreign rescuers will join exhausted New Zealand teams on Thursday in an increasingly desperate search of quake-shattered buildings in central Christchurch as time runs out to find survivors buried under rubble.
